The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

The Good

(10 good things about living in the South)

1. Winter is short
2. Dogwooods grow wild along the freeway
3. People say hi even if they don’t know you
4. The smell of food is everywhere
5. Brumby Rockers and straw hats
6. Cicadas singing at night
7. Sugar Cane
8. Delta Blues and Bluegrass music
9. Storytelling
10. Magnolias

The Bad

(10 bad things about living in the South)

1. Summer is very hot and humid
2. Allergies
3. Deer season
4. The smell of food is everywhere
5. Ticks, May flies, mosquitoes, and Dog Vomit Fungus
6. Garrison Keillor and A Prairie Home Companion
7. Alligators in the swimming pool
8. Sand in my bed
9. Obesity
10. Poverty

The Ugly – Bigots and Racists